Total Medals Earned: 18 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 470 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/365 points)
You reach your first 10. Prepare for a long journey.
Wow. Nice one. You finally understand that 2+2=4. Congrats.
You reach 1000. You are a logic master. You can put it on your CV.
You have reached 1000 in less than five minutes. It's impressive!
You reach 5000. Only few players get this medals, you are really good at this game!
Beardroid, the developer of this game, is honored to give you this diamond medal for your effort. You're the best.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (60/100 points)
You had a score posted!
fill you toilet before the timer runs out!
Get 2500 or more points!
Get 4000 or more points!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You played multiplayer!... even if you did just use 2 hands.
Get 7000 or more points!
Get 10000 or more points!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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I hope you chose the money.
